"I know why you’re looking at me like that, but I’ve really never had plastic surgery. Seriously."
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"Thanks for the birthday wishes, assholes."
"I would rather be shot in the back of the head than go to the theatre."
"Hit me baby one more time."
"Heroes just wasn’t as good after the first season."
